Q:Oh yeah that card was totally for you. They were all out of "Happy Birthday You Fucking Asshole" cards. <3
I cant love you more than I do right now, unless we were fucking, which we both know isn’t going to happen :D
Le Death Star
portportport replied to your video: Telltale Games released this new story trailer for…
Don’t you love how it’s followed by ratings for a game that doesn’t exist yet?
Granted they probably got review copies but yeah that shits funny that the game isn’t out yet and they are pimping it with reviews by XBOXmag which to be honest is like taking money from the ice cream lobby to talk about how awesome ice cream is. They aren’t what I would call an impartial review mag.
“Hey guys this new game on the xbox is a 9/10!”
“Which game?”
“The new one!”
Because, Why Not? Podcast Episode 18 “Bleached Assholes And Other Human Abnormalities”
Muno, Port, Bleh and Scott are in the house like a Tupac hologram at Cochella!
What can I possibly say about this episode that the trolls and anon’s wont say once its posted, “its awesome!”. Yeah, they wont be saying that so I better get it in now before that hate fest begins.
This week in gaming we ramble on about the power of flight in FEZ, UBIsoft’s Ghost Recon Future Soldier (and why I wont be buying this game) and something about talking chickens and anal bleach. The crew is a live wire so you better keep a safe distance and don’t try and touch us, mostly cause you might catch something.
NSFW! Put on your headphones and enjoy the spectacle as we troll Bleh! The worm has finally turned and Bleh gets a taste of his own, filthy, trolly and mostly drunken and surly medicine!Also Snoop Dogg is gay.
Directly download this bitch [rihcheeer]!
PLAY AT HOME SHOW NOTES!
POLISH ARMY GUY NEARLY HAS HEAD SHOT OFF BY GUY BEHIND HIM, and nobody is surprised in the least ;P
BIKERS DWAW CUTE PIXTURES WIF GPS MACHINES!
TWO WHITE GIRLS FOLLOW AND ASIAN GUY AROUND EUROPE FOR TWO HOURS
OH GOOD GRODD, HOW DID YOU NOT KNOW THIS WAS A BAD IDEA!
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Because, Why Not? Podcast Episode 17 “Mickey Raroroaork”
Apparently Port has trouble with some peoples names and certain oceans but I digress.
This week we talk about a face full of snatch and a sip of Snapple! Munocard returns as our newest member to bring his best bits of geekery to the podcast. We drink a lot and talk about latent homosexuality and how it ruined action films and what can be done to fix it! Nothing can be done is the real answer cause Hollywood is out of ideas and movies are dying a slow painful deat….OH LOOK, THE AVENGERS!
This was a riot of a show and totally NOT SAFE FOR WORK as per usual. Because, Why Not? Podcast, the prolapse of all podcast continues with its latest episode of awesomeness so come by and join us cause we are awesome!DIRECT DOWNLOAD [HERE]
PLAY AT HOME SHOW NOTES!: (don’t say I didn’t warn you)
HEY THIS TABLE LOOKS GAMETASTIC, BUT DOES IT PLAY GAMES?
HEY THIS TABLE LOOKS GAMETASTIC, AND IT PLAYS GAMES!
MUST BE A RAVENS FAN. FUCKIN FOOTBALL FANATICS!
FEZ IS A GAME APPARENTLY AND PEOPLE SEEM TO BE EXCITED ABOUT IT
THE WITCHER IS NO AVAILABLE ON MAC! AND SO ARE VIRUSES ;P
MIKE IS INSATIABLE!
HULL MAN IS STABBED BY LOVE, OR SOMETHING SOMETHING, DUMB.
CATWOMAN IS….EH, WHATEVER.
GODDAMN YOU LUCAS!!! QUIT WITH THE SPECIAL EDITIONS!
POOP. FAT LADY. BUMPER. ITS JUST WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE.
I HAD NO IDEA LITTLE JOHN LIKE TO COOK SO MUCH!
SPIDERMAN, SPIDERMAN, POOPS FIRE OUT OF HIS RECTUM….?
ONE OF THESE POWER RANGERS LIKES DICK, AND I’M NOT TALKING ABOUT RICHARD! HEYO!
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Wear tight pants.
Source: portportport
Q:What does the table say? "Teabaggers=____?"
It say “Teabaggers = meerkats”. Yeah I know it doesn’t make a whole bunch of sense, but it does if you give me a minute to explain.
One night many many years ago when I still watched tv (like 3-4yrs ago) there was a show on Discovery or Animal Planet and they were talking about animals out in the wherever the fuck meerkats live and they showed some brief footage of meerkats and they kept popping up and down as they kept watch on their area and it looked like they were all teabagging some unfortunate meerkat that they just pwned.
:D
Because, Why Not? Podcast S2 E4 “Port Gets A New Job, Anime Voice Over Artist!”
Another week and another awesome ass podcast is in the can! This week is pretty much the same as last week but only…more, cause more is better right?
This week we talk about some new demos on XBOX LIVE, here a brand new character from Port (small anime boy), and delve a bit deeper into Jermaines obsessive gadget love that has lead him to be a redditor.
Put on your headphones, adjust your volume, sit back and let us assault your ear canals with some incredibly NOT SAFE FOR WORK geeky content for the next hour or so!
If you would like to download this weeks episode so you can listen on your preferred portable audio device, you can go [here] and click on one of the links on the left side of the page.
This is us:
Jermaine Pulliam
Mike Hagar
Port Port Port
Scott HallBecause, Why Not? Play At Home Edition!:
Valve gets it, so please stop being needy bitches!
LORD OF THE RINGS LEGO!
Phantom Menace 3D Coming Soon!
Old Spice Commercials Are Funnier Than Most Television Shows
Port Secretly Did The Voice Over For The Phantom Menace Trailers
Shut Up And Take My Money!
Daft Punk Tron Helmet
Tron Guy Captain Janeway
Let It Sink In For Minute
Fat Ass Megaman!
Win Your Own Custom Action Figure From Healing Heroes Project!
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Because Why Not?! Season 2 Episode 1
“Underwater Cat Farts Are A Thing, Google It”Hey everybody and thanks for joining us for yet another fun filled, fantastic, frantic and often times phallic episode of BECAUSE, WHY NOT? Podcast!
We are starting off season 2 and 2012 with a fucking bang here! The new year is bringing many new things to the podcast, the first of which is an ongoing feature tentatively named “Demo Crew” (til we figure out something better) where we as a group play a handful of new game demos each week and tell you why they suck!
The new year is going to bring lots of changes to the show as we grow and progress but you can count on at least two things staying the same, Mike will be an asshole and Port wont kiss any boys! We are nothing if not consistent :D
Anyhow come join us as we frolic about and discuss things that really matter, like how can you see a cat fart? and stuff.
This is us:
Jermaine Pulliam
Mike Hagar
Port Port Port
Scott HallWE NOW HAVE SHOW NOTES SO YOU CAN PLAY ALONG WITH US!
Reddit is going to black out the internet! NOOOOOOOO!
I fucking hate Napoleon Dynamite
I don’t need a good reason to post this, he is reason enough!
Tom Hanks liked Skyrim when it was still just Dungeons and Dragons
Oh Michelle, what happened baby?! Well, I’ll always have Batman
Wes Anderson has yet another remake of all of his movies coming out soon
Gina Carano does not have a dick! Jermaine, you’re fucking retarded!
We totally forgot to talk about CHRONICLE but you can still watch this trailer
Answer Me Jesus is just as awesome as it sounds
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portportport replied to your photo: Oh happy day, happy day!
HA HA HA. Stupid gringos. Wait, I’m a gringo…
Does gringo apply to girls? And is there an alternate for a lesbian girl gringo? :D
portportport replied to your quote: I cannot find the words…
For what? There is so much stupid in this world.
Exactly and I am overwhelmed by it to the point of silence :D
portportport replied to your photoset: Lots of super rad stuff coming out this week from…
Wait. Is his gun arm on backwards in the first pic or is it just me?
Yeah something like that. Apparently a doctor who has a crush on DP collected pieces of him over time and saved em in a refrigerator and then the pieces got thrown into a dumpster and DP’s healing factor kicked in and all the pieces regenerated into the jigsaw puzzle Evil Deadpool.
Q:I thought about how long you must have played L4D1 when I typed that. I figured it was however many hours I had times 45 or so. :p Took me quite a bit longer to get Zombie Genocidest.
I hadn’t thought about that in a while til you said something and instantly I was like holy shit I played that game a fucking ton! Craziness!
I’m sunburned right now and have a huge headache but I would totally love to play some L4D1 right now.
portportport replied to your quote: There is nothing that a good shower cant fix. Well…
Lol tussin.
That was as special shout out to you, Mike and Jermaine ;D
